| | have you ever been on hold and suddenly really have to pee, like worse than ever before in your life? But you cannot hang up because the call is too important so you start proccessing how to stay on the phone while going to the bathroom, but pictureing yourself fumbling one handed with the zipper, working through the logistics, and then attempting to talk at the same time! you realize that its a fortuitous enterprise. And what if you flush just as they are answering the call... The soft 'on hold' jazz music floating through the reciever makes your bladder feel like its about to bust, and you're afraid that when they do answer, if they ever do, that rush of complex mixed emotions, the sudden elation upon hearing a real voice, the irritation of waiting so long, and the cathartic relief of escaping that damn jazz music might just cause an accident...no? well, i sure the heck have! |
| | Posted 7/10/2006 12:58 PM - 45 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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